We Will Pay YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS (American!) to Clean YOUR Building!!
So glad you asked - allow me to retort…
- During this time of crisis- we see ourselves as front line first responders and want to do our part to STOP the spread of ALL disease!
- We ONLY do it for super special people (see fine print below)
- There are a couple of “strings” attached (again… fine print)
- Short answer (no fine print) - we’ve found when we do super cool things for our ideal prospects we tend to grow our business fast and that makes us happy 🙂
Official "Fine Print"
What’s the catch? Thought you would never ask- let’s get right to the “fine print”
- We can ONLY accept (5) of these/ mo- we may be dumb, but we’re not stupid!
- We tend to pick those who we think would be our IDEAL prospects, so the more completely you answer the questions, the more opportunity we have to pick you!
- Three Things you gotta do to earn your free cleaning/ hundred bucks
- Make a 20-60 second video giving us honest feedback on how we did that we may burn in effigy or share with the world
- Give us the opportunity to bid your recurring janitorial services. No obligation to buy a dang thing- just give us a shot at making your life super amazing!
- If we kick massive butt and you are blindingly happy (you will be)- throw us a good review on Google
It’s that easy.
Once everything is done, we bring you a crisp $100 bill in CASH- we won’t even tell your husband/ wife/ dog about it!!
Sound good? Give us a couple details about your business and what we can do to make you happy and we will see if you are one of the lucky five this month…
