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We Will Pay YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS (American!) to Clean YOUR Building!!

Why on GOD’s Green Earth Would You Do Something Crazy Like That??

Why on GOD’s Green Earth Would You Do Something Crazy Like That??

So glad you asked - allow me to retort…

Official "Fine Print"

What’s the catch? Thought you would never ask- let’s get right to the “fine print”

  • We can ONLY accept (5) of these/ mo- we may be dumb, but we’re not stupid!
  • We tend to pick those who we think would be our IDEAL prospects, so the more completely you answer the questions, the more opportunity we have to pick you!
  • Three Things you gotta do to earn your free cleaning/ hundred bucks
    • Make a 20-60 second video giving us honest feedback on how we did that we may burn in effigy or share with the world
    • Give us the opportunity to bid your recurring janitorial services. No obligation to buy a dang thing- just give us a shot at making your life super amazing!
    • If we kick massive butt and you are blindingly happy (you will be)- throw us a good review on Google

It’s that easy.

Once everything is done, we bring you a crisp $100 bill in CASH- we won’t even tell your husband/ wife/ dog about it!!

Sound good? Give us a couple details about your business and what we can do to make you happy and we will see if you are one of the lucky five this month…

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